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Fortunately (or unfortunately), no girl felt love for me, ever! I am still the most handsome boy for my mother (which son isn’t?), but no girl of my age agrees with my mom. So, I have got a plan - The Plan.
Today, on 2nd day of 11th (1+1 = 2) month, I am 22 (two 2’s). When there are so many 2’s already, why not add one more? I am thinking of going from one (single) to two. So, let’s build me a girlfriend, but only an ex-girlfriend (and that’s the twist).
I am not an idiot (although I want to be one) to keep a girlfriend, for obvious reasons. ;) But an ex would do just fine. I can pull her leg, expose her stupidity and reveal her secrets without being afraid of getting dumped. (I am gonna do them all!)
Let’s start with a name. I just googled “girlfriend names” and on the first link, I found this list.
- Honey Bun
- My Dream Girl
- Baby Cakes
- Hot Stuff
- Love Muffin
- Cutie Patootie
I so much want to call her “Hot Stuff”, but I think, I will go with Pumpkin for now (Halloween effect!) So, say hello to Pumpkin.
We’ve started with naming her and slowly, with more ideas, we will keep building her character. If you have any awesome suggestion, you can leave them in the comments below.
Boys, although she’s imaginary but no one is allowed to pull pranks on her. I am very possessive about my Pumpkin. ;)
Girls, if my Pumpkin resembles you, that’s because it is purely a coincidence and not some deliberate attempt to rip you off publicly. I am a good guy.
I think, it’d be fun to finally have a girl in my life. Stay tuned for some awesome incidents we had. I am gonna reveal them all. And lastly, a very happy birthday to me!
Happy Birthday To Me :)